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The Postal Dude is a reacquiring side character in Elliot goes To School as a classmate of Elliots in Ms. Person class hes also the main character of the postal series of video games. He enjoys shooting people and tends to solve most problems with violence and ramblings Elliot Goes To School.
The Postal DudeArtwork of the Postal Dude as he appears in POSTAL 4AttributesTypeHumanGenderMaleAffiliationsHimself( Postal III)( Postal III, player-determined)( Postal III, player-determined)StatusAlivePlayed byVince Desi ( (non-demon)(all other appearances)Corey Cruise (Paradise Lost, 'Alternate Postal Dude')Jon St. John 'I regret nothing.' — The Postal Dude's catchphraseThe Postal Dude is the main protagonist, and title character, of the POSTAL series.The Postal Dude is ranked in the top 10 most brutal video game characters ever made. As such, he is very controversial, while in return RWS replies that they did not create the Dude as a violent person in the first place, and leave players free to decide if he will be good or evil.
Contents PersonalityThe Dude appears as calm and easy-going, but can be sociopathic and cynical when pushed to the edge. He often states he doesn't like video games after killing people, however he is seen supporting them, since at one point he sets up a to 'Make Whiney Congressmen Play Violent Video Games.' He wears his trademark leather trench coat and sunglasses at all times, though he can wear various outfits that will affect how the people of Paradise view him and will affect the HUD with unique designs as well.POSTAL and POSTAL ReduxThe Postal Dude's original appearance.The Dude made his debut appearance in.Here, very little is known of the Dude, only that he's apparently been evicted from his home (there's a moving van parked in front of his home) and that he's been driven insane as a result, but no real back story evolves during the game. The manual, however, does mention that the Dude believes the town to be under some sort of madness outbreak and that it's up to him to stop it, as well as the in-game diary of the Dude ranting about 'cleansing' the Earth. By the end of both the original and Redux, the Dude suffers a mental breakdown, collapses, and is contained in a mental asylum after either attempting a school shooting (original) or gatecrashing what appears to be his own funeral (Redux).
Redux's Rampage ending implies that his condition is beginning to worsen, seemingly locked in an 'endless struggle against himself'.The Postal Dude is never seen directly, only being seen as the player's sprite in gameplay and in the surreal images that play before each level, although his image is heavily distorted. His true identity is thrown into further chaos as of POSTAL Redux, which reveals the existence of multiple Postal Dudes; four of which band together to break the Campaign/Rampage Dude out of the Asylum in the Co-op ending. This is thrown further upon the completion of the Super Delivery campaign, where the Co-Op Dudes (red, blue, yellow, and green coats) lie dead at the grave in that campaign's version of 'The End'.By default, he wears a red trench coat in the original disk version of the game and a black coat in later re-releases and as the default color in Redux. The only clear image found of him is in concept art and a photograph that appeared in POSTAL's advertising campaign.
In the photograph, the Postal Dude differs greatly from his later appearances, being a troubled young man with a mop haircut wielding an AK47. In the Steam Trading Card Artwork, Profile Backgrounds, and the original POSTAL's 'about' section on RWS' website, he uses his POSTAL 2 appearance with a plain blue T-shirt, longer and more unkempt hair, and fingerless gloves.The DemonIn the game files of the original POSTAL, the voice files of Rick Hunter are labelled as 'Demon'.
The reason for this is that the voice heard in the game was originally not supposed to be the Postal Dude, but for a schizophrenic voice in his head implying either psychological instability, demonic possession, or both. The grunts and moans were separate voiceovers done by Vince Desi.When POSTAL 2 came around, the devs simply decided to keep Rick Hunter as the voice of the Postal Dude. In a 2007 interview on the now-defunt Postal Nation, it was explained as reinventing the Dude's character between the two games, and a natural decision to have Hunter voice the role in full.
This continued in POSTAL Redux, with the Postal Dude's grunts now being replaced with ones recorded by Rick Hunter. Hunter had also re-recorded all of the Dude's lines.POSTAL 2The Postal Dude in POSTAL 2, right before blowing himself upIn, he has moved out from his original home to the town of after accepting a job at the video game developer company. He lives in a shabby in a small neighborhood with his pet the dog and his, who continuously gives him orders and forces him to do various annoying errands.MondayWhen the Postal Dude goes to the RWS headquarters on Monday, he is informed by that he is fired. This and a video game-protest mob by the began his second reign of terror. After getting his, the Dude then proceeds to go to cash the check in the bank. Just as the Postal Dude is cashing his check, a group of arrives to commit a stick-up. However, if the Dude breaks into the money bin to get the money from there, an alarm will sound and he will have his first clash against the.
After cashing the check, the Postal Dude goes to to get some. Once he returns home, the Dude informs his wife the Bitch that he's 'on some kind of vacation', so she decides to get him do more things for her for the rest of the week.TuesdayThe Dude's in-game model from Apocalypse WeekendOn Tuesday, the Postal Dude decides it's time to confess his sins, so he goes to the to be forgiven by a. Meanwhile, a group of Taliban arrive and commit their attack, breaking into the Church, so the Dude must face a large group of them in order to escape.
After that, the Postal Dude must get eight signatures for a to 'make whiny congressmen play violent video games', which makes him deal with lots of rude and prompts him to threaten them if they refuse to sign. The Postal Dude must then go to the to return his wife has been reading. However, once he has returned it, a group of break into the library, burn the building down, and attack everyone within it, including the Dude. He must find himself a way out of the library and fight many book protestors. Finally, he has to go to the, where has arrived to give away autographed copies of his. Once there, the Postal Dude gets his copy. Suddenly, the arrives to arrest Gary, initiating a fight against him and.WednesdayOn Wednesday, the Postal Dude decides to go to the and on 's tombstone.
When he does so, he is knocked unconscious by a group of who take him to the. When the Postal Dude wakes up in the Brewery, he realizes the rednecks have removed his and made him wear a, so the Postal Dude adds one more errand that is going to to pick up his laundry. After fighting a large group of rednecks and getting out of the Brewery, people everywhere make fun of him until he gets his clothes back.
Wednesday is also Election Day, and is hosting the elections. Also during Wednesday, the Dude goes to the to get a. Given that it's July, the trees are much cheaper.
After looking at several trees, the Postal Dude finally chooses the right one, but summons rednecks to attack him once more.ThursdayOn Thursday, the Postal Dude notes that the weeds in his garden are getting too tall, so he needs something extra strong and decides to buy a at the. Once he manages to get the launcher, a factory worker vomits on a power box presumably operating the machinery at the factory, causing a major disruption in the production process, resulting in a major explosion that destroys part of the factory.
The Dude must find a way to get out of the factory via alternative ways. Also on Thursday, has arrived at, so the Dude must get a.
When he arrives at, Krotchy tells him that all of the available Krotchy dolls are sold out, but the Postal Dude breaks into the store's back room anyway, and manages to get a doll from the storage. This calls the Police into the store in an attempt to arrest him. After defeating the police and getting out of the back room, the Postal Dude has to confront Krotchy himself.
During that same day, the Postal Dude wants to get some for the he's planning to attend, so he goes to. However, there is no one attending in the butchery, so he goes to the back room, where he discovers some triturating people alive in a grinder. The butchers attack the Postal Dude for discovering them and entering into the back room.
Once the Dude gets the steaks, the police enters the place and tries to arrest the Dude again for breaking into Meat World and stealing steaks. Finally, the Postal Dude must go to the to pay a. Eventually, the Postal Dude returns to his Trailer and fires the Napalm Launcher at the carpet.FridayOn Friday, the Postal Dude goes to the to get an to fix his broken. Once he gets the alternator, a tower crushes over a fence containing some, blocking the exit and letting the dogs out out which attack him until he exits the junkyard.
On the same day, he gets a note that says there is a for him, so he goes to the. However, when a gets it for the Dude, it explodes, making the carriers attack the Dude in retaliation. Friday is also 's birthday, and the Postal Dude wants to give him a, so he proceeds to go to the, where Uncle Dave's 'party' is taking place. The 'party' is revealed to be the siege of the compound by the. The Postal Dude manages to enter the compound and give Uncle Dave his gift, and in that very same moment the ATF finally manages to break into the compound, starting a massive gun battle against the Dude and Uncle Dave's religious. Since the beginning of Friday, the Postal Dude wants to desperately piss, and when he does so, it hurts, so he decides to go to the.
Once there, the nurses tell him he has gonorrhea, and tell him to go and see, a machine that after receiving a piss sample from the Dude, gives him some to cure him.After completing all the errands of Friday, the releases a special edition that announces the beginning of. During the Apocalypse, there is a sudden outbreak of violence and all people in Paradise are armed, fighting each other, and will immediately attack the Dude even if he isn't carrying a weapon.
After the Dude manages to go back to his trailer, the Bitch asks him if he remembered her, an item she requested him to get for her since Monday, but that was never included as an errand. The Postal Dude then proceeds to shoot himself in the head so he can stop listening to his wife.Artwork of the Postal Dude in Postal 2 Apocalypse WeekendOn Saturday, the Postal Dude wakes up in the, where he receives a note from the Bitch telling him she has decided to leave him.
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He also receives notes saying that his trailer has been taken away, and that Champ is in the to be 'put asleep' on Sunday. Without any money, the Postal Dude proceeds to sell a sample of his semen, but as he does that, an experiment with goes out of control, with the scientists creating. The dervish cats kill the scientists and escape from their laboratory. The head shot also gave the Postal Dude, in which he sees distorted versions of the places he is in, and with Gary Coleman-esque creatures attacking him, some of them having instead of their own. These hallucinations will appear for the rest of the weekend from time to time.The Postal Dude eventually leaves the hospital, and feels really hungry, so he proceeds to go to the restaurant in. Once there, a group of appear and begin to attack everyone including the Dude, who has to destroy twenty of them. After doing so, a police officer arrives and tells him he likes his style, and hires him to kill twenty-one infected with mad cow disease.
Halfway through his mission, however, he is attacked by a group of. After killing the cows and defeating the vegetarians, the policeman reappears and assigns the Postal Dude the, which is never shown due to budgetary reasons as told by Vince Desi in a FMV cutscene. The Postal Dude then appears in Lower Paradise again, where he is contacted by Vince Desi, who rehires him and asks him to enter the headquarters of, a rival company to RWS and to retrieve a CD of Postal 2. The Dude enters the publisher office complex and battles the, until he arrives to CEO 's office. Hogslop refuses to give him the gold master, so the Postal Dude fights him in a boss battle. After defeating Hogslop, the Postal Dude is invited by Vince to go to for a party with the.On Sunday, the Postal Dude wakes up after hearing some shots, and he discovers a horde of zombies attacking Vince's house. The Postal Dude must destroy eighty of them, in which he accesses an armory full of weaponry downstairs, and after leaving Vince's house, he is addressed by, a Mexican running an.
Rosco tells the Postal Dude that if he helps him to kill twenty-one at the and get their legs to make Elephant Foot waste baskets for children, he will give him some money as well as a ride into Lower Paradise. However, after killing the elephants, the Postal Dude receives a new phone call from Vince, who needs some help with the marketing and asks him to do something that can make the media say the 'competition's toasted'. The Postal Dude decides to enter the to get something to create a nice explosion, and after fighting a whole army of terrorists, he discovers that the terrorists have no massive weapons at all. In that very same time, the arrives, attack the camp, and arrests everyone in there, including the Postal Dude. The Dude is taken to the, where he is forced to battle a large group of soldiers until he finds a and escapes the place.The Postal Dude returns to Lower Paradise, where a terrorist is leading a meeting attended by other terrorists, vegetarians, zombies, and even Gary Coleman himself. The terrorist claims they are being oppressed, so they start a fight against civilians, the National Guard, and the Postal Dude. The Dude enters Bullfish Interactive's publisher office complex, only to discover it's being invaded by zombies.
The Postal Dude places the warhead in Hogslop's office. The wall behind Hogslop's desk has been destroyed and reveals the Dog Pound.
The Postal Dude goes to the pound to rescue Champ, but discovers that the place has been taken over by, who are using trained cats and dogs in gimp suits to kill people. The Postal Dude confronts a large group of rednecks, dogs, and dervish cats, only to discover Champ is missing. A final group of dogs have cornered the Postal Dude, but suddenly Champ breaks into the room from a glass ceiling, and single-handedly kills all the dogs.The Postal Dude and Champ then proceed to leave Paradise before the warhead explodes, but they must cross and find the trailer first. The bridge is also invaded by zombies, and the National Guard also arrives to confront the Postal Dude, with some jets even bombing the bridge. After crossing the bridge, the Postal Dude sees his trailer in the distance, but the 'Kosher Mad Cow Zombie' appears and has a final boss battle with the Postal Dude. After defeating 'Kosher Mad Cow Zombie' Mike J, the Dude and Champ get into his car, and are seen driving away from Paradise just as the warhead explodes, detonating the entire Paradise in the process.
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The Postal Dude is last heard saying 'I regret nothing' as he drives away from Paradise together with Champ in his trailer.Paradise LostHowever, during the Postal Dude's escape, Champ sees a stray cat and gives chase. Thus, the Postal Dude turns his car around, heading back toward Paradise despite the Nuclear Fallout. Unfortunately, his head wound starts acting up causing him to crash his car and fall in the a radiation induced coma where he dreams of a '.He awakens eleven years later from a radiation induced coma, and sets out to find Champ in the ruins of Paradise.Postal IIIThe Postal Dude riding a Thegway in Postal IIIFollowing the destruction of Paradise in Postal 2, the Postal Dude moves to Paradise's sister town in.The Pre-PathBeing unemployed and broke, he gets a job at the local porn shop, working as a cleaner.
After getting attacked by angry hockey moms the Dude tries a different job collecting cats for a crazy homeless guy. While collecting the cats he gets attacked by angry Chinese people trying to use the cats for sushi. As soon as that didn't work out for him, he got a job protecting playboy star Jennifer Wallcott and for a second time gets attacked by Hockey Moms. He fails at the job and does not earn money for it. The Postal Dude then goes to get a cash loan at which point the office gets taken over by Ecologists. At that point he can choose to help the cops or the ecologists and the story progresses as you continue from there to a good, bad, or pacifist ending.Regardless of the ending, the Dude's final words in the game are some variation of 'I regret nothing!' .The Good PathThe Postal Dude joins the Police force, learns how to arrest people, goes on patrol stopping petty crime, has to protect Uwe Bowl from nerds (or not), take down crazy hockey moms in an arcade, prevent illegal Mexican Al Queda from sneaking over the US border, stop crazed lab animals at a cosmetic lab, arresting AL (leader of the ecotologists), protect a gay rodeo, protect the mayor from Al Queda on a segway before having to kill him, Al, and Osama bin Laden at the Dave Land Amusement park.
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